"Everyone is a moon, and has a dark side which he never shows to anybody."

- Mark Twain

       Hello, my wicked friends, how’s life been treating you? Not too well, I hope. Once again, I’m here to entertain you and make you giggle like a school girl. Let's speak of the eternal battle between good and evil, shall we? Do you know the novel Dr Jekyll & Mr Hyde? Since you’re all ignorants, I bet you don’t. So, this is not only the literary version of the bipolar disorder, it is also a perfect example of good vs evil, a clash of titans you don’t want to miss! At your right, ladies and gentleman, weighting whatever he weighs, let’s hear it for Dr. Jekyyyyll!!! And his opponent; at your left, weighting 66,6Kg, Mr. Hyyyyde!!! Let’s give it up for both of them

      Moving on, now that I’ve stopped being an idiot (…Is that even possible?), lets get down to business. This is a story of deep carnal love between two men and their sexual encounters... Just kidding (although that might be fun to read during a class), this is a story of a man named Dr. Jekyll. This man appears to be a true gentleman, doing good and all that crap. However, Dr. Jekyll is a total nut job who has a dark side. But his dark side is not like everyone else’s, because he invented a drug (that junkie) which allows his worse half to come alive. He has a body and all! And his name, of course, is Mr. Hyde. Now, Mr. Hyde doesn’t take crap from anyone, he’s the kind of guy you don’t want to find yourself alone with in a dark alley. Which is kind of a shame isn’t it? Because when you think about bad boys, you think about a risk taker, sexy badass; not a twisted, repulsive man who runs over little children. But I guess that’s life isn’t it? Some people call it karma, I call it a bitch.

       Unfortunately, everything in life has a dark side, even gummy bears. Even I do, although I’m not entirely sure what it is, and maybe I should call it my stupid side, other than my dark side since it consists in occasionally eating like a bear and saying nonsense. Actually, do you know what do I do when I feel that strong, unstoppable, almighty urge to say something idiotic? I write in my blog! Everyone should have people to read their stupidities, I mean it, this is better than therapy.

       But concerning good and evil…I have another one of my theories. This one is called “You haven’t seen half of it”, and it’s based on the Murphy’s Law, which states that anything that can go wrong will go wrong. This law has a bucket load of variants, and one of them says: if things start out well, they end up badly.  And if things start out badly, they end up even worse”. So, translating this to the good-evil duality, when you meet someone good, you think they must have a dark side. You’re right. And when you meet someone bad, you think that they must have a better side right? NO!! The point is that it’s always downhill from that point on. So, my advice? Get the hell out of there before you come across atrocities such as prostitution, organized crime, or, the worst of them all… someone chewing with their mouth open.

       So, stay delusional and don’t show anyone your dark side. I’ll see you next week, but before I go, I’ll give you something to reflect on: if I eat myself, will I disappear or be twice as big?

The Joker,

Sophie Grey