"Madness, you see, is like gravity. All you need is a push!" - Joker, The Dark Night

      How are you doing during this troubled times? I hope you’re fine, although we live in a cruel world with disasters and injustices such as the fact that Pluto is no longer in the Solar System (I feel your pain Pluto); the fact that “performers” like Nicky Minaj and Pitbull are actually paid to make “music” (yes, paid in real money, not Monopoly bills); and also the fact that Mitt Romney is in the running for the USA presidency (someone please shoot that man). I don’t know about you, my dear reader, but these are the kind of things that keep me up at night.

      If you’d like to know, my name is Sophia Grey, I’m 18 years old young and I was born and raised in Norway. I’m just your average girl next door with some additional nerds and quirks. I’m actually convinced that my English teacher will be the only one reading my random thoughts, but what can I say? I decided to write a humor blog before I realized that – damn! – I’m actually not that funny. Oh well, this should be interesting. Just sit back and watch me sink. 

      Regarding my blog, I should warn you that there are two very serious things that I will not tolerate in it. The first one is discrimination of any kind. The second one is people who don’t seem to know the difference between “you’re” and “your”. Honestly, if someone texted me saying “Your stupid”, my answer would simply be: “My stupid is fine, thanks for asking! How’s yours?”. For God’s sake people, grammar is not that hard! In my list, that’s a crime even worse than going to McDonald’s and ordering a damn salad.

      Since all good things must come to an end, that’s all for this week. Consider having some sympathy for a girl who must suffer from some sort of cerebral malfunction and leave me some comments. If you don’t, I’ll probably just smother my sorrows in chocolate, so, please, save me from myself.

The Joker,

Sophia Grey